I would like a side of i told u so please

This has nothing to do with Germany. WHY WHY WHY did NO ONE let on how incredibly hard it is to be a grown up? I mean it's hard. It's not fun most of the time. I just don't get how come no one told me about this? WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE??

[let me pause a moment here to point out that this is really just a rhetorical question. I really don't wanna read a bunch of "I told u so" comments here. I will completely ignore them JUST like I did your whole "life is hard whaa whaa whaa" things u said years ago]

I want to go back to how it was before, when I just did what I wanted to do and other people picked up the slack for me [btw, thanks mom]. It was like magic! I ate food and it got replaced [thanks mom], I wore clothes and they got hung up clean again [thanks mom], if I wanted a milkshake for dinner I could go get one and I didn't have to serve up a pyramid meal on a kitchen table [well this one's only a thanks for all the healthy food mom]...the list goes on!

Man the window of total self absorption is so small you almost miss it! It seems like it was only a few moment that I was old enough to do what I wanted but still had almost no responsibility to be burdened with. The really unfortunate part is, you don't really think ur selfish and unburdened! You go about that small window of opportunity utterly amazed at how you can be expected to get it all done. I mean really I thought that I balanced ALL my responsibility with such great ease! After all, I worked, most the time I even had a waitress job at nights and on the weekends (although I really only viewed that as a way to get paid while I socialized into the wee hours of each night). I went to school, paid my 2 bills in a timely manner, I even did do my own laundry when I moved out! It was all so burdensome at the time, if I only knew what was to come!

I really need to convince the J man to get me a few additional items to align my life with the way I thought it would be. I mean all I really need is to hire a nanny, a cook, a gardener, and a maid. I mean really, what's all his bichen about?